Attention Copywriters of Planet Earth,
 Your "regularly scheduled" Reality Copywriting message has been intercepted ÜÝÞß by Zeoti, the Copywriter from Alpha Centauri. I am transmitting this message ûüýþÿ as I accelerate away from your planet, after spending many months watching your behaviour on the internet.
In particular, I’ve been reading all the mail John C. A. Manley has been receiving from Reality Copywriting subscribers.
Much of it is good. Shows signs of an advanced civilisation.
Some of it is ridiculous.
Emails like:
"Please, find me a job online."
"I need to work -- if you pay me I'll do my best."
Oh, you silly humans! Begging and pleading for work is not the way to get anything.
Why should John give you work, because you send a one-line email asking for it? You don't even tell him what the spunko you're going to do for him. You hardly make a case at all. And you expect him to hire you to help him copywrite?!
If you want to get his attention, first, try sending snail mail, not an off-the-cuff email. Secondly, he's busy, so you need to tell him right away why in the Milky Way he should hire you or find you a job.
Then you need to convince him.
If that all seems like too much W-O-R-K then go get your own career in gear instead of trying to leverage off his sweat.
If you want to be a freelance writer, that's means you want to be an entrepreneur.
Entrepreneurs CREATE and ATTRACT income, they don't beg and plead for it.
Doesn't matter if you don't have a penny in the bank.
If you don't believe an extraterrestrial like me then check out this FREE (yes FREE -- many of yours’ favourite word, I hear) ebook titled: "The Science of Getting Rich." It describes exactly what you need to do to start making a difference in your life this nanosecond. Get a copy now, read it now, and don't send John anymore one-paragraph emails expecting him to feel sorry for you and hand you over money.
If you missed my last message to you, you can view it here.
@==12-3=12-3 My signal is breaking up…
Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï We're passing Uranus now and my old space ship just don't have the juice...
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9@#$ ~ fold all of them.
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